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2008.03.16: Your proposal is acceptable
2008.03.03: An amazing offer
2008.02.18: It's the latency, stupid
2008.02.17: Must be received within 14 days of receipt
2008.02.10: Popeye vs. Rambo cage match
2008.01.12: Phishing
2007.12.31: iBought iPod
2007.12.30: Flashing blue LEDs
2007.12.19: SC and whatnot
2007.11.23: What I hate about my new cell phone
2007.11.10: 8 out of 7 people are bad at math
2007.11.04: Velveeta is life
2007.10.28: Fixing .mac sync problems
2007.10.23: Bogus charities
2007.10.17: Unix linkers
2007.10.13: My new Blackjack phone
2007.09.22: Religious spam
2007.09.13: Mac mac mac
2007.09.11: Disassembling cribs
2007.09.10: Google Analytics
2007.09.03: Apples and Oranges
2007.09.02: Koom
2007.08.31: Microwulf
2007.08.18: Comments on ...?
2007.07.29: Lights, camera, action!
2007.07.14: Ted took a bullet for me in the battle of San Louieabisbo
2007.07.06: EuroJeff
2007.06.04: Is this another one of your stories where the guy ends up being Richard Nixon?
2007.06.04: Bugs bugs bugs!
2007.06.03: Sigh
2007.05.25: So much time, so few entries
2007.05.23: And the no-feet guy said that there is a budget at WNXY and you're over it
2007.04.21: More bugs
2007.04.15: my.yahoo.com problems
2007.04.07: Beth: leave Catherine alone. -The Desk
2007.03.31: My TiVo is dead -- long live my TiVo!
2007.03.25: Ducks are not good doorbells
2007.03.24: Bugs
2007.02.24: Netflix is cool
2007.02.19: Toys-R-Us online: what the heck?
2007.02.14: LAM 7.1.3 escaped!
2007.02.03: When 1 does not equal 1
2007.01.23: Windows netbios name caching
2006.12.10: iDVD suckage
2006.12.02: Yellow paint
2006.11.30: You'll shoot your eye out!
2006.11.27: We'd prefer to watch football rather than listen to the history of the yam in Latin
2006.10.28: I have angered the Travel Gods
2006.10.01: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking
2006.09.30: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
2006.08.27: Can you hear me now?
2006.08.20: I want you to pour every light you've got onto that field
2006.08.20: Woof
2006.07.20: MacBook Pro = happiness
2006.07.02: Excuse me, stewardess? I speak jive.
2006.06.03: The "I didn't really care, but now I know" category
2006.06.03: #@$@#$
2006.05.19: On randomness and wood screws
2006.04.23: A bitter ray of sunshine
2006.04.11: Donald Faultenroy Duck
2006.04.02: Outlook 2003 rants
2006.04.02: Munchkin update
2006.04.02: Double secret decoder ring-wearing doctors!
2006.03.12: So long and thanks for all the FORTRAN
2006.03.12: LAM/MPI v7.1.2 released
2006.03.11: I'm unemployed!
2006.03.10: What do you mean we can't cook the ice cream?
2006.03.09: More members to Open MPI!
2006.02.24: New job
2006.02.20: A Tale of Two Telephones
2006.02.18: How much does $1,000 cost?
2006.02.10: Feb quickies
2006.01.10: Yet more quickies
2006.01.06: More quickies
2006.01.04: Quickies
2005.12.08: Sharks with lasers
2005.12.04: Munchkins: Featuring More Flavor Crystals
2005.12.02: Verizon anti-spam measures
2005.11.30: Cell phone
2005.11.29: I am in awe
2005.11.18: SC 2005, a forklift pallat of raman, fried stuff, and beer
2005.11.18: Open MPI v1.0 escaped
2005.11.10: Rando Techno Factoids
2005.11.04: Perl is so ugly it's pretty
2005.10.31: Useless stat of the day
2005.10.30: Paperclips are not tasty
2005.10.27: Relief
2005.10.25: More complaints about desktop Linux...
2005.10.21: Linux as a desktop... err... "needs a lot of work"
2005.10.18: Linux processor affinity: a rant
2005.10.04: Lotsa quickies
2005.09.15: Quickie
2005.09.15: Hi-Fi internet
2005.09.10: Home LAN: followup
2005.09.10: A bowl full of mush
2005.09.10: It's not a total loss; the phone still works
2005.09.01: Katrina
2005.08.28: On CUPS, IPP, OS X, and home area networking with multiple routers
2005.08.22: Open MPI Escapes
2005.08.19: Open MPI. Now featuring more cowbell.
2005.08.17: Thank you for serving
2005.08.05: Your car did _what_ by itself?
2005.08.02: Don't forget the silent "Q" in conjunctivitis
2005.07.22: Shark Tank
2005.07.18: The Tooth Fairy has dentures
2005.07.15: Passing on the left!
2005.07.13: I want to be very clear: I could give a damn.
2005.06.30: OS X Spotlight problem: solved
2005.06.28: Super Karate Monkey Bummer
2005.06.25: PGP
2005.06.25: Hell Dave, if I raised the budget every time the morale got low, the guys in my aespestos factory would be driving solid gold Cadillacs by now
2005.06.23: Almost a year
2005.06.15: Fluffy bunny
2005.06.14: Boot to the head
2005.05.30: By the way, the Latin word for "yam" is diosporia
2005.05.22: Fruit loops are a food group
2005.05.21: "Gucci", "bikini", and "Oprah" do not belong in the same sentence
2005.05.20: Weird trip
2005.05.14: JeffJournal email rides again!
2005.05.14: Crammed!
2005.05.13: "world wide web in the air"
2005.05.09: Kaitlyn strikes again
2005.04.27: I have the ancient curse of Basque on my head, so get off my back, Sparky
2005.04.22: Finally!
2005.04.17: If the Hunchback of Notre Dame was running a deficit, do you think that Mickey Mouse would jump in there and bail him out?
2005.04.06: Nah, I'm not into Song for Hiawatha
2005.04.03: Random randomness, listed randomly
2005.04.03: This is the steam pipe trunk distribution venue
2005.03.31: Fun fact
2005.03.29: Purple catepillars
2005.03.27: It's been a while. So
2005.03.01: Software is great until users screw it up
2005.02.24: My mac is haunted
2005.02.16: I haven't written in a
2005.01.17: Munchkin update on the munchkins
2005.01.16: The results are in
2005.01.15: No, I mean, thank God I sent Will in my place
2005.01.14: It's Raining Failed Disks
2005.01.13: The Ballad of Sir Camcorder, II
2005.01.13: 'tis the season for disk failures
2005.01.03: El no a you smoko
2004.12.29: The Ballad of Sir Camcorder
2004.12.27: The eyes are the windows to the skull, my friend.
2004.12.16: So you're not supposed to fry the hats?
2004.12.13: Technology gives us free time
2004.12.08: Here's to you, Johnney
2004.12.06: Foos-bawl
2004.12.03: "I'm lazy and stupid"
2004.12.01: Really stupid spammers
2004.11.27: Friends in Iraq
2004.11.25: Lost mail
2004.11.25: Wailing Banshees, Inc.
2004.11.24: True story
2004.11.22: It's snowing at a rate of $30/hour
2004.11.14: Slices of gouda cheese
2004.11.02: [beep][kerchunk] <server disconnects>
2004.10.17: New pics
2004.10.05: Uh, Mr. The Plague? Something weird is happening on the net.
2004.09.26: It's all about the journey
2004.09.26: Lions, tigers, and bears, oh my!
2004.09.25: Who you gonna call?
2004.09.22: I TCP/IP, but mostly IP
2004.09.18: It's the Cadillac of mini-vans
2004.09.17: Open MPI
2004.09.14: Spamity spam spam spam (redux)
2004.09.12: Spamity spam spam spam
2004.09.11: Things I have learned from my daughters
2004.09.07: Senseless
2004.09.03: Aliens on the prowl
2004.08.28: The wedding shout-out
2004.08.26: Jimmy James: Imperialist Lion Tamer
2004.08.17: Squyres v2.0.[01]
2004.08.08: A note for future journal entries
2004.08.08: Props. Big props.
2004.08.05: That word is on a list of words that my lawyers have identified as a class three perojative
2004.07.24: And that mom was worried because dad is hauling a yard sale up Killamanjaro, and she's thinking, "Wow! I married an idiot!"
2004.07.19: Here I am eating a salad, which, by the way, you could cover in bar-b-q sauce and it would still taste like the ground.
2004.07.18: Silme-vertising
2004.07.06: I swear it's ABSA fever out there!
2004.06.30: Lies, damn lies, and statistics
2004.06.26: The lesser of two weevils
2004.06.20: Ninjas and lasers and gold
2004.06.02: It's all about kumquats
2004.06.02: Hats for bats. Keep bats warm. Gracias, senior.
2004.05.31: You don't need to be thinking immortablity, you need to be thinking "hit it with the 7 iron."
2004.05.22: So this is where you sneaks go to try out your interpretive dance
2004.05.15: Happiness is the Dome in the rear view mirror
2004.05.09: They're crap. Crap... crap... megga-crap
2004.05.09: It bounced! Imagine that!
2004.05.04: Schooner Tuna: the tuna with a heart!
2004.05.03: Yeah, but his mom's really *hot*
2004.04.29: This is the Gurelli 5000 voice recording system
2004.04.15: Haircuts considered harmful
2004.04.13: In the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole"
2004.03.31: I really need more cowbell
2004.03.25: I wake up, just like you, and put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. The only difference is, when I wake up, I make gold records.
2004.03.25: Props! Huge props!
2004.03.23: Guess what? I got a fever; and the only perscription is cowbell!
2004.03.23: No... ducks hate hunchbacks
2004.03.15: Give me 4 255-sided die and I'll get you some IPs
2004.03.15: Stinkbutt
2004.03.15: "dash oh": bite me
2004.03.06: Slimy slimy slimy
2004.03.05: Tomorrow's the big day, eh Dave?
2004.03.03: He's probably thinking "Mmm... good sandwich."
2004.02.29: If you'd been listening, you'd know that Nintendos pass through *everything*
2004.02.24: Wakeup: part deux
2004.02.22: I know it's not exciting, but it's kinda fun to watch
2004.02.22: We should've gotten a live chicken
2004.02.21: Wakeup
2004.02.21: Lust for Glory
2004.02.19: Team Felcher
2004.02.19: I don't know what kind of salad it is. There's no difference between them; it's a bowl of weeds. Some of them have cheese. This isn't the kind with cheese.
2004.02.17: It's raining mail
2004.02.15: To your hair
2004.02.10: 24 and a wakeup
2004.02.02: Airlines suck
2004.02.02: He fakes to the left. No -- he fakes to the right. He doesn't fake. He *thinks* about faking; he *pretends* to fake... I don't know where I am.
2004.01.30: Basically, a snake don't have parts. But if I had to call it anything, I would say it's his knee.
2004.01.28: Public service announcement
2004.01.28: It's just that I lost my position as the team's water distribution engineer.
2004.01.23: You wake up at Sea-Tac.
2004.01.20: GNU ddd 3.3.8: missing files
2004.01.19: It's clean. It's cold. Now that's what I call high quality H2O.
2004.01.18: I just want to make sure I understand; I'm not complaining -- I like typing in these function prototypes over and over and over...
2004.01.12: We don't know where Hayes played last year, but we're sure it was a fine club.
2004.01.11: Wise words
2004.01.03: NTP take too
2004.01.03: To NTP or not to NTP
2004.01.02: Chock full of notes
2004.01.02: Pay-per-view extravaganza
2003.12.30: Oh my God... it's Pancake Man!
2003.12.30: Oh my God, I'm dating a murse!
2003.12.29: It's like mah daddy told me once; the only thing bettah than a crawfish dinnah is *five* crawfish dinnah.
2003.12.27: Will, the ocean is like... the sea.
2003.12.25: You pull this crap one more time, you're fired. Tell Janet Merry Christmas.
2003.12.21: Spam count
2003.12.20: Coefficient of rigidity
2003.12.14: I accidentally ate a moose
2003.12.10: Dissertation news
2003.12.09: It might get lost; you have big ears
2003.12.03: I only understand about 1% of what she says half the time
2003.12.02: It's not the *pigs* that I'm worried about
2003.12.01: Rich people need calcium
2003.11.30: Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
2003.11.30: It's funny because it's a non-traditional power source
2003.11.22: Ted Nudget called; he wants his shirt back
2003.11.14: I'm now an author
2003.11.13: Arrrgggghhh!
2003.11.13: Bugs bugs bugs
2003.11.12: In a world of compromises, I'll give you 17%
2003.11.10: Reiteration of repetition
2003.11.10: Wisdom
2003.11.09: Haven't you guys ever heard the story of the dog and the dancing duck?
2003.11.09: WOPR lives!... umm... again...
2003.10.20: 16 days and a wakeup
2003.10.12: A new form of spam
2003.10.11: Duck: $7.99
2003.10.10: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of jello
2003.09.26: Academic stagnation
2003.09.24: Renice? You must mean kill -9
2003.09.17: WOPR lives!
2003.09.16: Verisign totally sucks
2003.09.13: NEW RULE!
2003.09.11: She hijacked a busload of penguins
2003.09.10: Google... calculator?
2003.09.02: My karma ran over my dogma
2003.09.01: It's like Shakespeare said: All the world's a stage, and Windows is crap
2003.08.28: Spammed by Microsoft
2003.08.26: I was being Shelly Winters from the Posidion Adventure
2003.08.24: You went Colonial on his ass!
2003.08.23: A weasel is a noble animal
2003.08.22: Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
2003.08.21: There is only one unit of measurement
2003.08.19: There's no "I" in fruit / Yes there is / It's a little one; it doesn't matter
2003.08.17: All problems are solved in slightly less than half an hour
2003.08.17: A green-ish shade of red
2003.08.14: I don't want to brag or anything, but I waited tables at the '76 Olympics
2003.08.07: A few fries short of a Happy Meal
2003.08.06: Nothingness.
2003.08.06: Somewhat successful...
2003.08.05: My first typepad entry
2003.08.05: It's alive!
2003.08.04: Speculation on the origins of so-called "breakfast cereals"
2003.07.30: Teal'c's seen it 8 times. 9 times.
2003.07.30: Really old reference
2003.07.27: Shiny boots and a spanking clean haircut, and you can handle the world
2003.07.25: Gurple!
2003.07.23: Not so much
2003.07.20: All your root are belong to us
2003.07.20: There's no Mayan god named "Fred"! ...sure there is.
2003.07.16: Two pops don't make a thunk
2003.07.16: Kind of a ring thing, comes with a "dialer", you hit the symbols, it spins around, lights come on, kinda flushes sideways...?
2003.07.15: Kumquats
2003.07.11: The Good, the Bad, and the Beauty-Impaired
2003.07.05: Res
2003.07.01: LAM/MPI 7.0 has escaped!
2003.06.27: Funny user quotes
2003.06.27: Funny user quotes
2003.06.27: Funny user quotes
2003.06.24: Fortran string handling
2003.06.22: Floating point ASCII
2003.06.16: High performance mollusks
2003.06.10: Spaghettios and jelly
2003.06.04: Press release
2003.06.04: Blinking red lights
2003.06.02: A rolling moss has no stones
2003.06.02: Microsoft sucks
2003.05.30: Secret sauce?
2003.05.25: Fun on a rainy day
2003.05.25: Synthetic paperclips
2003.05.24: _How_ many deviled eggs did you order?
2003.05.19: Horse radish-flavored gumballs
2003.05.07: Here's to the wingman
2003.05.03: Bugs
2003.05.03: She's lump
2003.04.30: Klakness is goodness
2003.04.27: Drunk ducks
2003.04.26: Here's to the wingman
2003.04.23: High priority ACKs
2003.04.20: This is what I'm saying
2003.04.20: This LAM is your LAM, this LAM is my LAM...
2003.04.19: We're hemrogaging space dollars
2003.04.16: Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?
2003.04.16: Oh come on, people... there was blood in the water, you all smelled it... I just did something about!
2003.04.13: Bouncy, crunchy, filppant rubber balls
2003.04.12: Half received unexpected messages and the women who love them, today on Oprah
2003.04.11: <heavy_accent>You must die -- I alone am best!</heavy_accent>
2003.04.10: Mr. James, what did you mean when you wrote, "Bad clown making like super American car racers; I would make them sweat. War, war."
2003.04.08: Unhealthy looking cross between a possum and a racoon
2003.04.02: gaim is funny
2003.04.02: It's got butter on the table, right there between Butter James and Butter Peter... an almost mind-blowing vortex of art and material...
2003.04.02: When I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan!
2003.04.02: Towards 7.0
2003.04.02: Sashquatch eggs
2003.03.29: Blog upgrade
2003.03.29: Large retroverted smets
2003.03.27: Where art meets reality
2003.03.23: xmms sucks
2003.03.23: Son, I look at that like a dog looks at a doorknob
2003.03.21: So then did the American yum yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?
2003.03.20: All those hours I spent talking hockey with him and he pretended to be interested.
2003.03.13: So if we head down this street, we'll hit I-94?
2003.03.11: Do we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we change planes in Denver?
2003.03.07: I'm a peripheral visionary... I can see into the future, but just way off to the side.
2003.02.17: Happiness!
2003.02.16: It's got butter on the table, right there between Butter James and Butter Peter... an almost mind-blowing vortex of art and material...
2003.02.14: Ahhh.... Nothing like that tiny new car smell
2003.02.13: Guess how many pieces of gum Beth chewed last year?
2003.02.07: This paper says "please"
2003.02.07: I just paid an assload of money to join that Ted Chambers gym.
2003.01.31: I've cut millions off of deals by eating beans with my hands
2003.01.26: So Dave is... Canadian?
2003.01.21: What is this thing "trees" that you speak of?
2003.01.19: What is this thing "homies" that you speak of?
2003.01.19: They belong together like H and 2 O
2003.01.09: So I got my new
2003.01.05: Excuse me, let me through please. I'm with the DJ.
2003.01.05: All is well.
2003.01.04: Linksys killed me
2003.01.04: Rebuilding
2002.12.30: Dave, I'm standing still. Conclusions jump at *me*!
2002.12.30: Some notable things I forgot
2002.12.29: I mean nobody cares how beautiful the souffle is if the appetizer is turds in a blanket
2002.12.14: You poor, misguided, Canadian bastard
2002.11.04: What are we supposed to do until then? Go without coffee and snacks like wild animals in some kind of police state?
2002.10.30: I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power
2002.10.25: Radio, box-side smelting... it's all the same, really.
2002.10.18: Wooow... she even infused the meringue with an insusient hint of lemon zest!
2002.09.23: Spandex... it's a privilege, *not* a right
2002.09.22: I saw the sunrise as
2002.09.21: There are 10 types of people -- those who understand binary, and those whodo not
2002.09.10: The _cow_ made of our butter? That's how I like my irony served, my friend
2002.09.04: It's finally happened. I've been
2002.08.28: What if instead of reporting the news, we reported... the _space_ news?
2002.08.18: You know that there were actually 6 Arnold the Pigs. This is #3. Not myfavorite.
2002.08.11: Demobilization, baby!
2002.07.21: Frankley, my dear Scarlett, I don't give a LAM.
2002.07.05: It's got butter on the table, right there between Butter James and ButterPeter... an almost mind-blowing vortex of art and material...
2002.07.02: Amdoore's Internet Law: smaller, faster monkeys every 18 months
2002.06.30: Next order of business -- marketing department: yes or no?
2002.06.18: That sound that you're hearing... you know, that boom? That's my mind. Blowing.
2002.06.15: And we have a new favorite vegetable, which is asparagus.
2002.06.02: Secret 597: Whoop, there it is!
2002.06.01: James James... the man so nice, they named him twice.
2002.05.21: This whole office is so un-fung-shui. The desks are all arranged evil-like...
2002.05.18: You know what they say about men with big feet? Big feet... large shoes.
2002.05.12: Well, yes. Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat.
2002.05.11: Trust your technolust
2002.05.09: I've got a wicked short fuse today...
2002.04.21: So we can rub this out?
2002.04.14: We'd like you to accept this flower from the Church of Religious Consciousness
2002.04.12: No thanks, we gave at the office.
2002.03.29: Forces of good and evil are constantly at work for my soul, etc., etc. But that's not important right now.
2002.03.26: I'm still laughing
2002.03.23: Yes, this is a very funky, hip, badass toaster.
2002.03.20: Disapointment
2002.03.15: It's the Cadillac of mini-vans.
2002.03.12: That girl I was dancing with was a database administrator...
2002.03.08: Computers are down, sir. She's all yours.
2002.03.06: I'm an engineer, for Christ's sake. I stopped running when Nixon was president.
2002.02.15: I think we ate an entire sheep
2002.02.12: Bloody fantastic! Here's to Parks!
2002.02.09: Not only do they take pictures silently, they're supa-swank
2002.02.02: Jim _never_ vomits at home...
2002.01.30: Jim _never_ has a second cup of coffee at home...
2002.01.24: So you realize that your haircuts are *one ninth* as expensive as mine...
2002.01.10: I guess I picked the wrong week to quit drinking...
2002.01.09: I'll give him 10 more minutes, but that's it!
2001.12.31: I guess I picked the wrong week to quit smoking
2001.12.30: It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts. ((pause) It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he
2001.12.22: Sister, you're wanted on the phone
2001.12.16: Tell 'em to win one for the Zip
2001.12.11: Flight 209, now arriving at gate 8... gate 9... gate 10...
2001.12.06: I'm doing all that I can. And stop calling me Shirley.
2001.12.06: I guess the foot's on the other hand now, Kramer!
2001.12.02: It's a building with generals and soldiers. But that's not important right now.
2001.11.29: It's a little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit. But that's not important right now.
2001.11.29: It's a building with patients and doctors. But that's not important right now.
2001.11.27: No, the *white* courtesey phone
2001.11.27: I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley.
2001.10.31: It's got 42 snaps right now, but I want to get it to 47 because that's a prime number.
2001.10.26: Fingers are quicker than the brain
2001.10.26: The patient is suffering from an acute case of arrogance!
2001.10.24: Who's the cat who won't cop out when all the danger's about?
2001.10.24: I've been activated
2001.10.23: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
2001.10.22: So dinner and a desk? What's next? Are you going to get him a pony?
2001.10.18: Dave, I have been working here three years, and I have been thrice shafted.
2001.10.17: The price is wrong, bitch!
2001.10.15: They had to call in his manager from Memphis... I don't want to talk about it!
2001.10.13: Dave, are you gonna fire Matthew?
2001.10.13: Copy that, Doug, but we have lost interest in peas -- repeat we have lost interest in peas. Over and out from canned goods.
2001.10.12: Dave, Ed quits three times a week
2001.10.07: Slinging chocolate-filled pastries
2001.10.05: I call it my "Deluxe Severance Package"
2001.10.02: Dave, I don't look good poor.
2001.09.30: I don't ever want to hear about footwear from you again. Don't even talk to me about socks.
2001.09.29: But hey, at least we had positive offensive yards...
2001.09.29: It's a loooooooooove seat!
2001.09.28: Mind. Screen. Both are blank.
2001.09.28: No one hears your screams
2001.09.26: Reactions to WTC
2001.09.25: Who is Nixon? Yoda. Yoda was a muppet.
2001.09.18: Once you envision Lord Vader as McNemara, it all falls into place.
2001.09.15: You got fired from Lucky Burger? How humilating!
2001.09.12: Jeff's Journal
2001.09.12: More aftermath
2001.09.11: September 11, 2001
2001.09.09: Voschlag = suggestion
2001.09.08: Bill-centric? Bill-licious? Bill-bastic?
2001.09.08: Jeff's Journal
2001.09.02: Dave, what does "sagacious" mean?
2001.08.29: It's like a pastel black
2001.08.25: Chock Full of Notes
2001.08.18: Jeff's Journal
2001.08.16: Everything's kinda backed up in le-kitchen, Dave
2001.08.12: Dave tells me that there's lots of company policies that apply just to me
2001.08.09: This office isn't big enough for two weird guys!
2001.08.05: Magna cum laude, summa cum laude, the radio's too laude
2001.07.31: Dave, did you mom change her phone number again?
2001.07.31: I ate, drank, and slept Tap.
2001.07.29: I hope you bring your appetite. I'm serving cookies shaped like famous Communist figures!
2001.07.28: Open Source Convention summary
2001.07.27: The great oepn source debate
2001.07.20: There is nothing more joyful than wallpapering behind a toilet
2001.07.14: I'm the original Nicks Superfan
2001.07.12: Jeff's Journal
2001.07.08: Kenau Reeves can't act
2001.07.04: The only question that remains is "which of them do I fire?"
2001.06.30: Go to hell, Costas
2001.06.29: You have nice hands, Dave
2001.06.27: Good thing we didn't do any theropy, Dave
2001.06.25: I took Miller and Johnson and squished 'em together and picked 'em apart and got... "Monsoon".
2001.06.23: Can that thing measure a New York Minute? 'cause Jimmy could be walking through that door any minute. And this is New York Ci
2001.06.17: We're the pros from Dover
2001.06.15: On cell phones and swiss cheese
2001.06.13: Your *what* hurts?
2001.06.13: Can that thing measure a New York Minute? 'cause Jimmy could walk through that door any minute. And this is New York City.
2001.06.10: He's got a billion dollars! He could hire Steve Forbes as his cleaning lady.
2001.06.06: Fact cited by Matthew Brock are not necessarily facts
2001.06.03: Life is pain
2001.06.03: Two words, Joe, "Mon ney", and lots of it.
2001.06.03: I whipped Joe's ass
2001.05.30: Hey Dave! Welcome to Gattica.
2001.05.30: I'm sorry, that's just the way we do things around here -- the new guy has to sit next to Matthew.
2001.05.28: 1-800-J-JAMES
2001.05.25: 'morning sir. Are you going to introduce me to your bi-atch?
2001.05.25: Stinkbutt
2001.05.23: Nice "Big House" humor, sir
2001.05.12: Dave, we're *not* sinking!
2001.05.11: That's a good ploy, Dave, to pretend that the ship is sinking.
2001.05.11: I really have no idea, Dave. I've been stone-cold drunk since about 8 this morning.
2001.05.04: Let's start the Fire Marshall debate!
2001.05.04: Jimmy James: Macro Business Donkey Wrestler
2001.05.04: You wake up at C-TAC, SFO, LAX
2001.05.02: Dave, do you think Earnest Hemmingway ever gave a reading that bad?
2001.04.29: The Secret of Management
2001.04.27: Soon the super karate monkey death car will park in my space.
2001.04.25: I'm just not white like you Dave
2001.04.24: Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no!
2001.04.24: I had a big history exam the next day and the only copy of the Fedaralist Papers that I had was *abridged*!
2001.04.21: Sir, we can't eliminate the line item for our oxygen supply
2001.04.21: Gazizza, Bill
2001.04.20: He's weirder than a five dollar bill
2001.04.18: C'mon Dave -- tap waits for no man
2001.04.16: Oh the irony
2001.04.14: An editorial
2001.04.14: Strange... the Garelli 5000 had exactly the same problem
2001.04.08: Tublecane
2001.04.05: This is unbelievable
2001.04.04: Matthew just told me to go fetch his lunch
2001.04.02: Why's your mom taking the SATs with you?
2001.04.02: I'm off to astound the world with more feats of adequcocity
2001.04.02: LAM/MPI 6.5 released
2001.03.30: And my special "spooky" version of the Hokey Pokey
2001.03.28: I am a cipher wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce
2001.03.24: I demand an immediate and comprehensive investigation into the disappearance of office canes!
2001.03.24: Queeg rides again
2001.03.16: What was the final score on Dave's coffee cup today?
2001.03.11: The world will just have to wait for a lighter shade of whitewalls
2001.03.10: Matthew wants to know if he's going to be fired
2001.03.05: Chez Squyres
2001.03.04: Ooohh... secret keys.
2001.03.01: You've got a heart of stone, Dave; would you like to do the honors?
2001.02.28: Don't mess with the guy with the way-back machine, Dave
2001.02.27: Dave and Lisa have been conducting a secret office affair for the past several months
2001.02.26: Broadband to your washing machine
2001.02.26: We have IPv6 telephones
2001.02.21: It's good to be a gangsta
2001.02.21: I think Joe saw us in the movie theater last night
2001.02.20: What we need around here is an anti-whining ordanance!
2001.02.19: Look Dave, no strings.
2001.02.19: Are you going to cry right here, or run to the bathroom?
2001.02.14: ...made entirely from copies of Steve Miller's Greatest Hits
2001.02.11: Did you know that he helped Matthew with his weight problem?
2001.02.03: All I ask is that you obey me like the Will of God
2001.01.27: Are you Doobie Keebler?
2001.01.25: It tastes exactly like licking a shag rug
2001.01.24: Choco-latte dead-head sickers
2001.01.22: "Slut" has been playing continuously for 2 days
2001.01.20: A complaint about the complaint box. Delicious.
2001.01.14: Tastykakes and beer: health food for a Gnu generation
2001.01.14: Honneysuckle matchheads
2001.01.12: Radio broadcasting, wrought iron smelting... it's all pretty much the same thing
2001.01.11: I'm ballooning my ass off up here!
2001.01.08: Her father was a Shriner, know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink...
2001.01.01: My car just hit a water buffalo...
2000.12.31: The saddest of all keys
2000.12.22: And Bill, don't let those fat bastards in Congress stick it to you
2000.12.22: I believe in straight lines
2000.12.21: The Real Deal with Bill McNeal
2000.12.19: Razzem frazzem...
2000.12.19: Who the hell do the "Citizens for Broadcasting Decency" think they are?

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