Today's /bin/fortune wisdom:
If all the Chinese simultaneously jumped into the Pacific off a 10 foot platform erected 10 feet off their coast, it would cause a tidal wave that would destroy everything in this country west of Nebraska.
Where does potpourri go when it dies?
Having a /proc filesystem when you're tracking down a file descriptor leak is really helpful.
10/100 switch
I ordered frombuy.com
Anxiously await
How do you normalize the average number of cars per hour (at any given on a random freeway) in terms of kumquats?
GNU Mailman rocks.
Apparently, Industry Day at ND was a success today. Lots of new toys in the LSC.
From a thread on /.:
we will now go back in time a year or two, and you find me at someone else's house, working on his phone line...Me: (with phone line in mouth for safe storage... still plugged in) whoopty whoo... i'll have this done in a jiffy!
Him:Are you sure you should have that in your mouth?
Me: Sure.... I'm being 'careful'.
Me: <pauses and contorts my body> F*CK!
Him: What?
Me: weakly: Your phone's ringing.
Why is the above funny? Because I've done the same damn thing!! It's good to know that I'm not alone.