JeffJournal

I have a beef with Kentucky. "Where's the beef?" you ask. Right here.

I was out and about today, running errands, as the time approached noon. Feeling a little peckish (that's "hungry", you pervert), I was hit with a craving for one of those new Kentucky Fried Chicken wrap things -- a few chicken strips in a burrito wrap-thing, along with some lettuce, tomatoes, and some sauce. I had one when they first came out a month ago or so, and they were quite yummy.

So I decided that I'd like to have one today for lunch.

So I'm driving around, and driving around... and driving around...

I can't find any flippin' Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants anywhere!!

What the hell? I mean, I'm in Kentucky -- you'd think that there'd be one on just about every corner (just like Waffle House
-- man, those things are everywhere!). But no. I could not find a single one. I know of precisely one KFC restaurant around here, and it was a good distance from me (probably about 15-20 minutes driving time), and I wasn't about to drive all the way out there.

I was so flabbergasted that I couldn't find a KFC that I had to settle for Wendy's (yummy stuff, but not my first choice today).

How can you not find a KFC when you're actually in Kentucky? I'm beginning to think that KFC actually has nothing to do with Kentucky at all -- COL Sanders is just a sham. He was probably a Canadian (them's be shifty types; can't trust 'em). I can easily imagine that KFC is a Canadian plot designed to subterfuge the American public into thinking that "take off, a" is a normal expression.

Just my opinion.