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Forces of good and evil are constantly at work for my soul, etc., etc. But that's not important right now.

It seems that Tortias can still go stale/hard in a sealed bag.

How does that happen?

No... don't tell me. There are some mysteries of the universe that I don't want ruined (I'm still annoyed that my kindergarten teacher explain the whole "2 + 2 = 4" thing to me).

Books you'll never see:

  • Chicken Soup for the Small Arms Dealer Soul
  • Calling 911 for Dummies
  • Gourmet Hindu Hamburgers

There's apparently some guy out there who actually responds to spam. And he doesn't just reply with the "you suck -- remove me from the list immediately."

He actually takes time and puts a lot of creative energy into his replies. The results are hilarious:


Funniest reaction to my promotion selection announcement (see if you can guess who it's from):

Soon all your friends and coworkers will be able to address you as "Cap'n" and pepper all speech directed at you with pirate "Argh!"s

"G'morning Cap'n! how goes the hacking!" "Argh! Cap'n! MPICH users sighted off the port bow, prepare to deploy LAMds!"

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