One of the most frustating things about parenting newborns is that the only feedback you get is when they cry. The cries are subtly different, but it takes a while to learn them. When you don’t know them, all you hear is crying and it’s very very frustrating to not know why your baby is crying.
We’ve assembled a partial list as to why our children cry:
- I’m hungry
- I’m tired
- I’ve peed all over myself
- I’ve peed all over daddy
- I’ve peed all over mommy
- I’ve peed all over mommy and daddy
- I’ve peed so much that the couch needs to be drained
- I will want a very expensive wedding someday
- So will my sister
- At the same time
- And by the way, we’ll be marrying two boys that you absolutely hate